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Shag, Marry, Kill: My TV Show Favorites


I came across an interesting article read on Refinery 29 with a play on Shag, Marry, Kill and I thought I'd do my own version of the game using the TV shows that I'm currently watching. I thought this would be a fun post where I could talk about the shows I love to watch. But I realize that you won't find it funny if you don't watch these shows.A serial killer/writer forms a cult following of psychotics who do his bidding, which includes tormenting a former FBI agent who is trying to stop him  

Shag: Ryan Hardy (Kevin Bacon) ~ because he has a mystery about him that can be enticing, but his determination that death follows him everywhere is enough to make me want to stay away.
Marry: Jacob Wells (Nico Tortorella) ~ although he clearly has sheep mentality seeing that he's a member of a psychotic cult, he doesn't always follow the herd, which makes me believe I could tie him down.
Kill: Joe Carroll (James Purefoy) ~ I do think he has a way with words and that he can obviously draw a crowd, but his infatuation with Edgar Allen Poe is just too high on the crazy scale for me.
The funny trials and tribulations of what it really takes to be the Vice President of the United States...with an incompetent bunch of office lackeys

Shag: Dan Egan (Reid Scott) ~ because his face says "cool, smart and funny" but when he talks you realize that he just wants to use you to get a job in the oval office.
Marry: Gary Walsh (Tony Hale) ~ he's the only sweet person in an office full of ladder-jumping jerks. And I know that if I misplace my cosmetics, he'd be the first in line at the drugstore buying me a lifetime supply of mascara.
Kill: Jonah Ryan (Timothy Simons) ~ because he's always flaunting his high-ranking job in my face. And because no one has the right to be that tall and that obnoxious at the same time.
The inner workings of a small town's office that focuses on a city councilwoman and her odd band of employees

Shag: Chris Traeger (Rob Lowe) ~ It's obvious. He is a well-oiled machine who literally takes better care of his body than anyone else on the planet.
Marry: Ron Swanson (Nick Offerman) ~ because I'll never have to worry about getting fat on carbs seeing that we'd only eat pounds of meat . Plus, he moonlights as a jazz musician and plays a mean sax.
Kill: Tom Haverford (Aziz Ansari) ~ although Jerry is the clear choice for this, I'm going with Tom because I think he'd be more in love with his smartphone than with me.
Seven noble families fight for control of the kingdom in Westeros while in-fighting, white walkers and dragons loom

Shag: Jaime Lannister (Nikolaj Coster-Waldau) ~ clearly this kingslayer has a super chiseled face and enough charm and wit that would make me forget how much of a bad person he really is...for a while.
Marry: Jon Snow (Kit Harington) ~ the cutest man on the night's watch who seems like he has a heart of gold. And who doesn't want a wolf named Ghost as a pet?
Kill: Joffrey Baratheon (Jack Gleeson) ~ because I have to pick up Batman's slack for not killing him when he had the chance...and because he's a total pansy.

Do you watch any of these shows? Which characters would you shag, marry kill?

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  1. Haha...this was awesome!! Love the Following, I just started it, been good so far, freaked me out at first, but it's good. And yes, someone get rid of Joffrey, he irritates me to no end, that story line needs some conclusion now, haha! This was awesome, loved this :)) x

  2. I don't watch any of these shows but I would love to do this with ones that I know, looks really fun. Jacob Wells, so attractive!

  3. Hahahaha....totally agree with your GoT ones. And I have only seen one epi of The Following but my older sis loves it, and always talks about it. Agree with that one too:D

  4. Cheryl, I love it! You are too funny! I hardly watch tv and when I do it's biographical, travel or food related. HaHaHa So half of them are dead or I don't know very well. Anyway, great post doll!

  5. This is fun! I've never heard of this game. I've only seen P&R so I got those references. Now I wanna play lol.

  6. Fun post, darling!
    Love Parks & Rec!


  7. Very fun Cheryl!!!!
    Have a great Labour Day!!!!

  8. I've actually onle watched one episode of The Following yet. I think I need to catch up on some TV-shows.=)

  9. Great post!

  10. I refresh to watch the Bacon show because I hate that Winona, aka Natalie Zea, is on there more than Justified. Ha! Can't her and Raylan just work things out for the baby. Le sigh. I need a life. Ha!

  11. Wow great reviews,sounds reallys interesting!!! I think parks and recreation would be fun to watch, need to watch on bank holiday monday.

  12. Wow great reviews,sounds really interesting!!! I think parks and recreation would be fun to watch, need to watch on bank holiday monday.

  13. Oh hey, I didn't know Julia Louis-Dreyfus had a new(ish) show!

    I haven't actually seen any of these. I need to watch Parks and Recreation though!

  14. love julia louis dreyfus! Xo Megan, www.TfDiaries.com

  15. I don't watch any of these shows, but I loved your post. Your rationales were great.


  16. i like parks and rec


  17. I've never even heard of these shows - I don't watch TV. But Veep looks hilarious! :)

  18. The last one is my husband's favorite, I like Grey's Anathomy :)

  19. I love this game, its so cute! Its the first time I am hearing of it. As I was reading your reviews, i was thinking up my own Shag, Marry and Kill ideas of my own. Do you watch Revenge? If you do, could you please tell me your S,M, K thoughts on it. Happy Friday Doll!

  20. Haha I love playing that game at bars! I don't watch any of those shows though, so I don't know :/

  21. Dude, I am totally with you....my ideal husband would be Tony Hale + Nick Offerman + Nico Tortorella!! The same with the shags - seriously!! I would spare Tom Haverford, like a clown, he amuses me. Great taste in TV shows!! Stopping by from Katherine's Corner.

  22. I am so into Game of Thrones. Caught onto it late, but I am hooked. Thanks for sharing!

  23. i don't watch the other shows, but I am totally with you on the Game of Thrones picks :-)


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