About a year ago (wait...really? it seemed more recent). I decided to write a post based on the game Shag, Marry, Kill--but with TV show characters. If you missed it or want to re-live it, then check out my first TV show Shag, Marry, Kill and read this second installment as well. Let me know if you watch any of these and what your picks would be. Totally interested!
Shag: Jake Ballard (Scott Foley) - Remember when he was on Felicity? Hated him then. But his ability to be eye candy has since grown on me, and I think being "command" gives him more sex appeal.
Marry: Harrison Wright (Columbus Short) - No one on this show is worth marrying. But the only one who isn't a complete train wreck would be Harrison. Not Columbus Short, but Harrison.
Kill: Cyrus Beene (Jeff Perry) - Honestly, I love Cyrus. His sharp tongue and humor made the show for me. But I can't let anyone who cries like that see the light of day ever again.
Shag: Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) - Talk about slim pickings. Everyone on this show is crazy in some way, but Rick is the leader for a reason, right? He should throw in that Andrew Lincoln Brit accent.
Marry: Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) - Probably thought I'd say Glenn here, but I think Daryl is the only one going to make it through this thing in one piece. So I want to follow him to the promised land.
Kill: Carl Grimes (Chandler Riggs) - Everyone else I would kill is already dead, so that leaves Carl in my line of sight and he annoyed me so much in the early seasons that I'd have to punish him for past transgressions.
Shag: Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell) - Can I shag the women on this show? No? Well then I go with Phil and his sexy alter ego, Clive Bixby. And then I leave him for Sofia Vergara.
Marry: Cameron Tucker (Eric Stonestreet) - I love him so much. He's so butch and so effeminate at the same time and it seems like it would be fun to be married to that. And then leave him for Sofia Vergara.
Kill: Mitchell Pritchett (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) - Guess I'll go with Mitchell since he's just a bit too uptight. Plus, I need him out of the way so I can have Cameron (who I will, of course, leave for Sofia Vergara).
Shag: Jax Teller (Charlie Hunnam) - Obviously. The writers put this in your head with the amount of times he's half naked on the show. You can easily get lost in his eyes. And you clearly don't want to marry him as that either gets you doped up or killed.
Marry: Chibs (Tommy Flanagan) - In the early seasons I would have married Juice, but I've lost all respect for him after season 6. And who doesn't love an Scotsman with scars on his face? Cheers to Chibs for always being the voice of reason while still maintaining his edge. To Belfast!
Kill: Clay Morrow (Ron Perlman) - And I wouldn't wait six seasons to do it either. Jesus Christ.
Who would you shag, marry, kill from your favorite TV shows?