musings of a muse

musings of a muse

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asos sheer panel midi skirt

asos sheer panel midi skirt

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Shag Marry Kill

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I'm going there. I'm about to talk shit. About my own blog post.

Back in September of last year I did an outfit post called Robot Sweater Weather (click the link to see this beautiful disaster). I was very pleased with the title of the post, but I spend a lot of time coming up with my lookbook titles (re: "warriors, come out to play" & I'm working on "on Wednesdays we wear pink") so that's perfectly understandable.

What I was not pleased with was the outfit itself. The pieces were fine separately, but just didn't work well together. What the hell was I thinking?

For one, the robot sweater is way too big on me. So much so that I feel like I'm swimming in it. Size much? And because of the oversize sweater, you can barely see the fun petal shorts, which is probably OK since I'm certain I had a wedgie. And let's just talk about how difficult it is to see crisp detail like the robots on the sweater and the white petals. Can you say: total whitewash.

I'm not suffering from a self esteem issue here. I know I'm the cat's meow and the bee's knees (people still say those phrases, right?). I just want to call a spade a spade.

Have any of you felt this way about a post? Wore an outfit that just didn't work or posted images that were just blah? Or maybe you have a particular post that's just perfect and makes you all tingly inside. Either way, let me know.

On that post I phoned it in. But I'll be sharing these shorts again in an upcoming lookbook so never fear. Your spring petal shorts prayers have been answered. And by who? This guy.

Wow. Did I really just title this post "Midi-Chlorians" because of this awesome midi skirt? Yep. I so did. This isn't my first Star Wars reference on the Muse and it won't be my last either. Google the term if you don't know what I mean.

When I first bought this top in 2012 I knew it had potential. I just couldn't really see it at the time. So I decided to pair it with this recently bought midi skirt. And then the clouds opened up and god said, "yaass!" (because god is an all knowing, fashionable woman).

I took these photos during my recent trip to Florida on Las Olas, which is like a trendy downtown near the beach complete with hotels, restaurants, interesting stores and the occasional police on horseback.

On the Muse: | ASOS sheer panels ponte midi skirt | Forever 21 abstract print top | Chinese Laundry jackpot booties | 3.1 Phillip Lim for Target mini satchel | Pisces necklace c/o Max & Chloe |
What do you think of this look?

About a year ago (wait...really? it seemed more recent). I decided to write a post based on the game Shag, Marry, Kill--but with TV show characters. If you missed it or want to re-live it, then check out my first TV show Shag, Marry, Kill and read this second installment as well. Let me know if you watch any of these and what your picks would be. Totally interested!

A political fixer and her team of gladiators go around keeping secrets, ruining the government, and sleeping with Potus, all while convincing themselves that they wear the white hats.
Scandal (ABC)
Shag: Jake Ballard (Scott Foley) - Remember when he was on Felicity? Hated him then. But his ability to be eye candy has since grown on me, and I think the authority of "command" gives him more sex appeal.
Marry: Harrison Wright (Columbus Short) - No one on this show is worth marrying. But the only one who isn't a complete train wreck would be Harrison. Not Columbus Short, but Harrison.
Kill: Cyrus Beene (Jeff Perry) - Honestly, I love Cyrus. His sharp tongue and humor made the show for me. But I can't let anyone who cries like that see the light of day ever again.
A group outside of Atlanta tries to stay alive during the zombie apocalypse while realizing that humans are more terrifying than walkers--even though they still haven't figured out a foolproof way to kill dead people who can't run, climb or shoot weapons.
The Walking Dead (AMC)
Shag: Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) - Talk about slim pickings. Everyone on this show is crazy in some way, but Rick is the leader for a reason, right? He should throw in that Andrew Lincoln Brit accent.
Marry: Daryl Dixon (Norman Reedus) - Probably thought I'd say Glenn here, but I think Daryl is the only one going to make it through this thing in one piece. So I want to follow him to the promised land.
Kill: Carl Grimes (Chandler Riggs) - Everyone else I would kill is already dead, so that leaves Carl in my line of sight and he annoyed me so much in the early seasons that I'd have to punish him for past transgressions.
Compulsive mom, kooky dad, minority wife, gay brother, weird kids--the makings of a modern family. It's a comedy so it already makes fun of itself without my help.
Modern Family (ABC/USA)
Shag: Phil Dunphy (Ty Burrell) - Can I shag the women on this show? No? Well then I go with Phil and his sexy alter ego, Clive Bixby. And then I leave him for Sofia Vergara.
Marry: Cameron Tucker (Eric Stonestreet) - I love him so much. He's so butch and so effeminate at the same time and it seems like it would be fun to be married to that. And then leave him for Sofia Vergara.
Kill: Mitchell Pritchett (Jesse Tyler Ferguson) - Guess I'll go with Mitchell since he's just a bit too uptight. Plus, I need him out of the way so I can have Cameron (who I will, of course, leave for Sofia Vergara).
The leader of a motorcycle club tries to do what's right in his outlaw life, although it's quite clear that the club is cursed with Murphy's Law.
Sons of Anarchy (FX) - Let's be honest. There was no way I was going to do this post again and not include this show, even if I think my answers here will be super obvious. Also...SPOILER ALERT...

Shag: Jax Teller (Charlie Hunnam) - Obviously. The writers put this in your head with the amount of times he's half naked on the show. You can easily get lost in his eyes. And you clearly don't want to marry him as that either gets you doped up or killed.
Marry: Chibs (Tommy Flanagan) - In the early seasons I would have married Juice, but I've lost all respect for him after season 6. And who doesn't love a Scotsman with scars on his face? Cheers to Chibs for always being the voice of reason while still maintaining his edge.
Kill: Clay Morrow (Ron Perlman) - And I wouldn't wait six seasons to do it either. Jesus Christ.

Who would you shag, marry, kill from your favorite TV shows?

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